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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

You just keep giving.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

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Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Dancing in tailcoats

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

'Environmentalist!'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...