Sparkler Fan Gifts

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Sparkler

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Fine. And you?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Cooking With Pollock.

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

The Hummingbird

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Who said money was not a motivator?

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

Have a CRAPPY New Year!