Sparkler Fan Prints

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Sparkler

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Fine. And you?'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

The Hummingbird

Bath Bonfire

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

Traveller's Luggage.

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.