Speedster Fan Gifts

Captain Pointy No.32 - Disadvantage of running faster than a speeding bullet

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

Formula One car origami

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Sparkler

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Pig Trotter

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.