Speedster's Supporter Gifts

Runner going through hurdles.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Sloth traffic jam.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Graduate

Congratulations for male runner

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Floor it, Mom!'

Sore Loser

Track runner running out of track