Speedster Fan T-Shirts

Captain Pointy No.32 - Disadvantage of running faster than a speeding bullet

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Hey, wait for me!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

Formula One car origami

Sparkler

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Rolling Stop.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"