Sluggish Speedster Fan T-Shirts

Snail jumping through ring of fire.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Bob's Driving School.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Housewife: Out of Order.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'Fancy a swift half?'

A souped up car...

Formula One car origami

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Pig Trotter

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Rolling Stop.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

'Think Basics.'