Sparklers Gifts

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A young Don King

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

Sew on a sequin!

You just keep giving.

A rainbow umbrella

Best friends without borders.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Sparkler

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"That's the deep end."

Cupcakes!

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Bulb

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Sparklers

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Dancing in tailcoats

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Mom, what appears over our heads when we have an idea?'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Childhood Friends