Superstition Sparkler Gifts

"A white cat. That's good luck."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Bulb

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Sparklers

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Net Zero Superstitions

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Superstitious Black Cat

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'I'm screwed...'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."