Sparklers Pillows

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A young Don King

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

Sew on a sequin!

Cupcakes!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A rainbow umbrella

Best friends without borders.

Sparkler

You just keep giving.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"That's the deep end."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Bulb

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Dancing in tailcoats

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'Mom, what appears over our heads when we have an idea?'

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Childhood Friends

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'