Firework Fan Gifts

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'You call that a firecracker?'

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

'C'mon just light the bloody thing - it's not rocket science!'

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Please welcome Dr. Corbett, who will explain his big bang theory."

Too bad your dad...doesn't let you...pop fireworks. Ha! Ha!"

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Honey, wait for our neighbor, Al, to start the fireworks. We don't want any accidents.'

'Those fireworks are nothing compared to the coach's after we lost the game!'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'

"Are those fireworks or Egyptian explosions?"

Traveller's Luggage.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.