Novelty Fireworks Fan Gifts

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Santa does a keg stand.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Baloneystini

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Recycled Flake

Bath Bonfire

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Leftovers"

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Happy New Year!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

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