Spark Lover Pillows

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

"We've made great progress!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The Snarky District

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The High Line at Giza

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'It's more festive-looking!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Astronaut love

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Plasma Ball

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Whittlers Mother

Stories about crumbs

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."