Spin Lover Pillows

Twirling Dancer

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"