Spin Lover Gifts

Twirling Dancer

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

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Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).