Positive Spin Lover Gifts

'Would you say I'm popular?' - 'I'd say you occupy a 'low-density niche'.' - 'Is that the same as saying I'm unpopular?' - 'It's sort of a 'rebrand'.' - 'Maybe marketing isn't all bad.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Smiley Victory Fingers

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'Unfortunately, the negative ads we created on your opponent still sound better than your favourable ads.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

'Spin that to half-full.'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Cricket ball deliveries

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Diddly

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'