Spin Class Enthusiast Gifts

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Arts and crafts

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

'Spin that to half-full.'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Cricket ball deliveries

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Baroque Dance Studio

Rafael Nadal

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

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