Spin Cycle Aficionado Gifts

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Arts and crafts

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

Loge with Alberich as frog

'Spin that to half-full.'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries

Baroque Dance Studio

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Diddly

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"We're in the wrong spin class."