Spin Ninja Enthusiast Gifts

'Help me test my arguing skills, Kate...tell me something think is absolutely true....Too late, under the spin ninja rules on combat, I won when you paused to think.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."