Spin Ninja Enthusiast Mugs

'Help me test my arguing skills, Kate...tell me something think is absolutely true....Too late, under the spin ninja rules on combat, I won when you paused to think.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."