Spin Class Junkie Mugs

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Overjumpers

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Spin that to half-full.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries

Baroque Dance Studio

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Diddly

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'