Spin Enthusiast Mugs

Diddly

'Al Gore won the Nobel Prize for his work on Global Warming...' 'Don't feel bad. If there was a prize for 'spin' you'd win!'

The Kings of Spin.

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

How to handle spin

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Swinging

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

A boy and his spin patrol.

Stone henge swing.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Golfers lost on the road