Spin Doctor Enthusiast Mugs

"Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct, they just weren't in the right order."

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Spinology 101 - 'It's a requirement for anyone planning to go into politics.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Tony Blair: 'Everything's going PR shaped.'

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'

Spin, Justice, Equality: 'Didn't it used to be 'truth, justice, equality.''

'Spin that to half-full.'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"No more drinking in public, Senator -- Spin doctor's orders."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

The Truth

Chinese History: Redwash

Un-Truth

A boy and his spin patrol.

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."