Spin Aficionado Mugs

Cricket ball deliveries

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Arts and crafts

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Spin that to half-full.'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Exercise bikes passing each other.

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

Baroque Dance Studio

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Diddly

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

"We're in the wrong spin class."

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."