Spin Class Lover Mugs

Exercise bikes passing each other.

"We're in the wrong spin class."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Arts and crafts

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Giraffe swing

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

'Spin that to half-full.'

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries