Spiral Lover Gifts

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Monster Baseball

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Astronaut love

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Hypnotoon

'Could you give us a push?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Jenga!!!

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Director: US Space Research.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

God is a spider.