Spiral Lover Pillows

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Cosmonaut

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Astronaut love

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Monster Baseball

Hypnotoon

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'Could you give us a push?'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Jenga!!!

"That's his answer to everything!"

Spider Press-Ups

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Bassoon musical instrument.

God is a spider.

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'