Spider Lover Pillows

'You're not from around here?'

Spiders around a bath protesting against 'Spider deaths'

"Are you seriously saying you don't have your own web site?"

Spider's Web: 'Etc.'

Spider Horror Movies

Strange Webs

'Your flies undone.'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Black Widow's husband.

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Angel with Spider.

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'

God is a spider.

'Single again? What Happened?'

'Hang on, they have flyscreens on all the windows: It's useless building a web in this house...'

Spider with web like parachute

"We're in the wrong spin class."

"I met her in the waterspout. Down came the rain and I never saw her again."

Spiderman offering a flower to a spider

Leather Daddy Long Legs

I brought pie

Dizzy Spider

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'I'm pretty happy with my looks. I'm just worried about someday getting spider veins.'

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider.

"I just ate my husband an hour ago, so I guess only coffee for me, thanks."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."