Spider Admirer Pillows

A spiders web crossword

'Mr Human Spider? I'm from Health & Safety. May I have a word...?'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"You want flies with that?"

'You've been drinking again.'

"We have a love-hate relationship with humans: they hate walking into our webs, but love the fact that we catch mosquitoes and flies..."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"For the last time. It's not a tramp stamp."

"Gesundheit."

Spider Plucking a Guitar

I.M. sPEIder

'Eating my husband did give me a small bit of consolation for the prenup Hell he put me through.'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

Sheep's Wool Has Been Used To Make Web.

'Yes, I'm the original spiderman. Of course, they changed a lot of stuff for the comic books...'

Feng Shui (a spider throwing his Feng Shui book away for an unsuccessful spider's web).

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Weblog - An arachnid construction diary...

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Terrific

"You suck the life out of him. I'm gonna see what's in his wallet."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"