Scorpion Admirer Pillows

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Meowlzebub

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

Masquerade

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Superbaldie.

Spider boy

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'I know what you're thinking.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Just too many choices.'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!