Scorpion Admirer Gifts

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"I've been genetically modified!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Meowlzebub

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Spider boy

'I know what you're thinking.'

Chickenspox

'Just too many choices.'

Spider Press-Ups

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

USA-China, trade war.