Serpent Admirer Gifts

Think positive.

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

"Have you tried a venomus conditioner?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Turtle Trailer Court

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Shark infested custard!

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Danth battle?

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I've downsized."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'