Serpent Lover Gifts

Snake Blogging

Snake charmer losses his snake to the charms of a female snake.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Football Chameleon

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I said slime."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The Music Critic.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Relax.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Spider Press-Ups

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Danger Noodle tho bored

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"