Serpent Enthusiast Gifts

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Snake Charmer

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

Out to lunch.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Snake charmer puppet.

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Typical, I can't see the snake for all this darn foliage!"

Snake Charmer

Outer Space Outsourcing

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Save Our Universe

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over