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The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Snake Charmer

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

Out to lunch.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Snake charmer puppet.

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Typical, I can't see the snake for all this darn foliage!"

Snake Charmer

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Look what I found, dad!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."