Serpent Supporters Pillows

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Filming Christmas

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Meet Santa's entourage

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

The Cactus Reader

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Starfish doing the wave.

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Santa's Second Stringers.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Ophiologist

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Snake Blogging

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"