Lent Supporter Pillows

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

National Everything Awareness Day

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Theatre Crowd

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Lumbar support animal

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The Cactus Reader

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'My opponent hates cats.'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Decisions a Pope makes

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Jeb Can Ficks It

EU money addiction

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'

"I'm going on a Lenten fast, dear, and I'm taking you with me."

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

Pope recognizes same sex civil union