Lent Enthusiast Pillows

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

Building Sandcastles.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Harold, you've changed."

Snowyphus

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

World Cup Fever

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Leaf zone!

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."