Lent Enthusiast Pillows

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

Building Sandcastles.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Harold, you've changed."

Snowyphus

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Leaf zone!

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Please excuse him, he's intent.