Lentil Lover Pillows

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Margarita

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Och lye the news'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Scotsman in the bath...

A boy with a camera

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"