Lens Lover Pillows

'Darling! It's rude to point...' (child pointing long lens camera)

"Relax, it's not a magnifying glass to fry us, it's a camera macro-lens: Smile!"

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Sign on photographic business: Back in a flash.

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

Yousuf Karsh.

Let's focus on what's important!

Bloomin' contact lenses!

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Clarity Shop offering laser eye treatment.

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"Say cheese."

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A man takes a photo of a scarecrow wearing a mask

"When I almost choked on a stick thinking it was a stick insect, I knew it was time to get glasses..."

Grown-ups: a photography exhibit

Photographic Art School: Down, Click, Up, Repeat.

A boy with a camera

"It's a $2 more if I use a wide-angle lens."

"We decided after the fourth pair of glasses that it was time to visit the optometrist."

Photographer climbing inside the camera.

Dr. B.R. Shutin. Optician.

Murder photographs.

'Uncover your lens.'

'Your strap is showing.'

'I think we're out of focus.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Guess who I bumped into this morning? - Everybody!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

A fish-eye lens.

'Does it come with a built in mobile phone?'