Lens Lover's Dilemma Pillows

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'I think we're out of focus.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

'It's never done that before!'

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'