Fashion Dilemma Lover Pillows

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Snapshots in Time

"How's it look back there?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

As Seen Watching TV

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Suits 50% Off

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Hospital gown pageant.

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."