Fashion Dilemma Lover Prints

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"How's it look back there?"

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

As Seen Watching TV

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Suits 50% Off

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Easter Bonnet

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'I like a man in a suit.'