Quirky Lens Wearer Pillows

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Lumbar support animal

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'I work at the airport.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'You just grew three inches.'

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Tourist of the sea.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

The Odd Duck

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

Man sees two water towers, one for 'Hot', one for 'Cold'

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

Eye exam

Opticians.