Quirky Hat Wearer Pillows

'I work at the airport.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

Peel poker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Watering can helmet.

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

Gator Painter.

A Psychiatrist on his day off...