Quirky Hat Enthusiast Pillows

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Football Crazy strip six

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I work at the airport.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Hat Wars.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."