Quirky Hat Lovers Pillows

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I work at the airport.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Kangaroo Pocket

"She made her hat in rehab."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

All new holiday season hard wear.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

'Hip!'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

Deer with flip-flops

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Careers guidance

Sushi hats

'Home?'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Knight's plumage made from real hair.