Quirky Hat Lovers T-Shirts

I tried a nicotine patch, but I found that the smoke alarm works better.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I work at the airport.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Kangaroo Pocket

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

All new holiday season hard wear.

"She made her hat in rehab."

'I found him on the internet.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

'Hip!'

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

Deer with flip-flops

Red Hat Society Members.

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Sushi hats

Careers guidance

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet