Quirky Hat Wearer T-Shirts

'I work at the airport.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee