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Year of the Rat

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Champagne

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Paranormal A-Z...

Dead Funny

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cut!

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Zombies.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

A little bird told me...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

Ladies by the seaside